Hoarder's Paradise

Best Enjoyed Fullscreen!

Fill your empty house with stuff and become the ultimate hoarder!

Movement: WASD Use the mouse to navigate the YouBuy.biz webpage!

Congratulations on buying your very first house!

It’s empty, but with all the money you’ve saved up, you should be able to amass yourself a mountain of stuff in no time.

Browse YouBuy on your computer to buy new things and add them to your house. You’ll get a satisfaction rating based on how cool the item is!

Smaller items can be stacked to save space and increase satisfaction. Try to stack items of the same type together for bonus satisfaction!

Stacks can not be combined.

Just be careful about stacking items too high, or they might collapse and hurt you!

And don’t get too wrapped up in your shopping spree…if you neglect your bodily functions or the cleanliness of your home, bad things may happen…

filth attracts giant sewer rats that are too big for the cats to eat.

Programming: Scott Steffes

Writing/Art: Dan Luffey